UNDER ATTACK! Kampala minister Beti Kamya and the KCCA Executive Director Jennifer Musisi

“I thought the Kampala Minister had given the traders in Park Yard thirty days ultimatum to vacate the place,” Joel Kamadhi started off, feigning a stern look at lawyer Rebecca Kagada, aka Rebecca K.

Kamadhi added: “Now that they have demolished the market, what will happen? Can’t the traders sue government for any breach?”

PARK YARD DEMOLITION: Kampala minister Beti Olive Kamya

Then in reply lawyer Rebecca K went legal. “Well, it depends, if the Minister communicated about the ultimatum to the traders in writing, then that is a commitment and the traders can sue government and the Minister as an individual if they can link her to the events surrounding their eviction.”

Then Chairman of the club Bonnabagaga Akalyamaggwa weighed in, saying the Park Yard traders and the government at one time ‘enjoyed’ cordial relations, with the President offering them one billion shillings when the market first caught fire in 2011.

“But what happened to the former friendship between the traders and government? Is it possible that just a few years down the road government can now turn around and treat them the way it did?” Akalyamaggwa wondered.

“By the way, this matter of Park Yard is not a ‘joking subject’, now the no-nonsense Speaker of Parliament has asked government to provide a report about the eviction, and who knows, she may also institute an inquiry. Have you seen what my son who heads the Committee on Statutory Agencies is doing with those people of the handshake? We may soon see more people wipe sweat off their faces using the back of their bare hands,” Kamadhi interjected in support of the chairman’s contribution.

DISTANCED HERSELF FROM PARK YARD DEMOLITION: KCCA Executive Director Jennifer Musisi Semakula

“Actually, the Kampala City Executive Director and her deputy have already absolved the institution they head of any wrongdoing; that leaves the Kampala minister in a tricky situation,” Insect Professor Ogeng Ladit said.

He was supported by the usually-laid back Yorokamu Bwambale, who said Minister Beti Kamya was ‘overzealous’.

“I think the Minister wants to show the appointing authority that she is worth the job and much more; do you remember when she assured him that she would ensure that he gets over 80 per cent of the vote in Kampala?” Bwambale asked.

He quickly hazarded an answer: “I wonder how she will now pull that off since she has rubbed the electorate the wrong way.”

Then enter Chairman Bonabagaga Akalyamaggwa, theorizing about ‘the invisible face behind the eventual takeover of the market’.

“There are so many theories about who actually is behind the who issue; some people are saying it is a certain youthful city tycoon, while others are saying he is being fronted by a top official so close to the centre of power,” Chairman Akalyamaggwa said, quickly reminding the members, most especially Bwambale, about the club policy: ‘no mentioning of names’.

An image showing the location of Kasokoso

The Gaudensia Mbaroraburora interjected; telling the members that next place to be ‘raided’ might be the neighbouring locale of Kasokoso.

A photo of the sprawling Kasokoso slum area

“You see government gets whatever it wants; matters of that land in Kasokoso have been an on-and-off affair but one day the people there will just find themselves in the same situation like those others in Park Yard; in fact I believe if Kasokoso was not a residential area, those people would have been displaced long ago,” she said, prompting an aggressive interruption by Hitler Eregu, the former rebel-turned ruling party cadre.

“On that one things will not be easy; I cannot imagine losing my small house there, that is all I have to show and it is my livelihood,” Eregu said.

Eregu then reminded the members about the resistance they (people of Kasokoso) put up against the Police and then Kira Mayor, adding: “I lost all my property during the Teso insurgency and if I also lose the Kasokoso house then I will be finished; in fact you will never see me on the malwa pot again since I will have no home in the area anymore.”

As the evening grew deeper Chairman Akalyamaggwa drew our attention to the just-concluded East African Legislative Assembly, telling the group of how hid Democratic Party stalwart had outwitted the electors.

MADE TACTFUL MOVE: DP Vice President Fred Mukasa Mbidde

“You lawyers are very brilliant,” he told Rebecca K, adding: “When one of our DP people went to Masindi for the NRM Liberation Day celebrations, many of you castigated him, saying he was a ‘sell out’. But that man is clever and among all the opposition candidates he stood out,” Chairman Akalyamaggwa bragged.

And before anybody made a comment about his one-sided observation, he dispersed the meeting claiming it was late!

FIRE! FDC Iron Lady Ingrid Turinawe while appearing on NBS TV show ‘Morning Breeze’ early today. Pic/NBS TV

“Dictator! Dictator! The FDC – Independent lady was a better candidate,” the members shouted in unison, adding: “she managed to expose our MPs’ nativity.”

It was at this point that the Chairman brought the sitting to an abrupt end.